Foolproof Mommy

Being a mother is a learning process everyday, share my experiences- the good, the bad, and the OH MY GOSH YOU KIDS ARE GIVING ME GRAY HAIR!!!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

My Olympic Events....

Motherhood Olympics should be real! Just think of all the catagories that we could have-

World's Fastest Diaper Changer While Holding Breath
Best Multitasker - think nursing while vacuuming, while having a phone conference, while signing homework papers, while making dinner, while doing your hair...
Best at Tuning Out Kids- my kids are screaming?! I didn't hear a thing
World's Best/Safest Carpooler- earplugs go a loooong way in this event
Best ability to make a dinner from whatever that stuff is in the fridge
Ability to make house spotless for the unannounced (unwelcome) visit from family in less than 30 seconds

Ah how this list could go on......


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