Yippeeeee

I just want to report that school is officially back in session.

Thank You God

But mommy I am a big girl too!!!

So the other day we were at lunch and my oldest daughter got a regular cup and my 2 year old got a kid's cup. Always one to take notice, she says HEY!! WHY DON'T I GET A CUP LIKE DAT TOO?! I explained that her sister is a big girl and she said I am a big girl too. I said well you have to be at least 5 in order to get a big kid cup, how old are you? Without missing a beat she replies 5!!

Nice one.

Rain Rain GO AWAY

I want the kids to go to school today!!!! hehehe

Mommeeeeeeeeeeee

I pooped in potty!!!!!

Seriously these are my new favorite words!

I am doing a no more diapers dance!

I just might celebrate this occasion with the husband tonight. =)

Clothing Stores- FYI

When oh when will you pull your heads out of your butts and figure out that August in Florida is not when you need to start stocking winter coates, pants, and long sleeve shirts! It is 95 degrees here for goodness sake! Get a clue we need shorts and swimsuits until at least October! Seriously we only need long sleeves and jackets for like 2 months out of the year here. Please get a clue!

vent over. thanx

I miss having a dog

my kitchen floor was always crumb-free.

Dear Children:

I fear for your wellness if you do not stop fighting.

Sleeping in is better than sex

nuff said

My Olympic Events....

Motherhood Olympics should be real! Just think of all the catagories that we could have-

World's Fastest Diaper Changer While Holding Breath
Best Multitasker - think nursing while vacuuming, while having a phone conference, while signing homework papers, while making dinner, while doing your hair...
Best at Tuning Out Kids- my kids are screaming?! I didn't hear a thing
World's Best/Safest Carpooler- earplugs go a loooong way in this event
Best ability to make a dinner from whatever that stuff is in the fridge
Ability to make house spotless for the unannounced (unwelcome) visit from family in less than 30 seconds


Ah how this list could go on......

Kids Say The Darnedest Things

So picture this... I am trying to get a little work done and 2 little girls are running in and out of my office area screaming and fighting... I have had it. GET OUT OR I AM GOING TO HAVE TO POP YOUR TAIL, I threaten... the little one looks at me with the most innocent look and says, "but mommy, I don't have a tail"

My bad mood is gone. How can you not laugh at that?!

Are you kidding me?!

This is what my two and a half year old daughter asks me when I tell her that she will be starting school soon...

You are killing me here kid.

What do you mean school is cancelled?!

So summer break is finally over and one of my kids is back to school... but what is this hurricane?! School is cancelled and it is only the 2nd day of the new school year?! You don't understand, I have been counting down the days to when school starts again, and everything that means to me... the peace and quiet, no fighting, whining, bickering... you teased me with one day of peace and now school has been cancelled for the next 2 days!

Hurricane Fay, I hate you.